Chaos is for sale

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Chaos is for sale 😂

Funny signs, chaotic decor, and custom creations you didn’t know you needed.

Custom Cartoon Portraits (Acrylic)
from $35.00

Turn your pet or loved one into a slightly chaotic masterpiece 😏

Send me your favorite photos, and I’ll transform your pet into a custom cartoon-style portrait that’s equal parts adorable, hilarious, and uniquely them.

Whether your pet is sweet, dramatic, or full-on gremlin energy—I’ve got you.

🎨 What You’ll Get:

  • Custom cartoon-style portrait of your pet or loved one

  • Printed on high-quality acrylic

  • Ready to display (with wooden base included)

  • Stained glass look with wooden base comes standard

📏 Sizes:

  • 5×7 – perfect for desks & small spaces

  • 8×10 – great for walls, windows, or showing off your favorite chaos gremlin

🧠 How It Works:

  1. Send 2–5 clear photos of your pet or loved one

  2. Tell me their personality (goofy, grumpy, chaotic, etc.)

  3. I create your custom design

  4. You approve it

  5. I bring it to life on acrylic ✨

💡 Good to Know:

  • Better photos = better results 👀

  • Each piece is made just for you

  • Slight variations make every portrait unique

😏 Perfect For:

  • Pet lovers (obviously)

  • Gifts that actually make people laugh

  • Memorial pieces with personality

  • Turning your fur baby into art you’ll stare at way too often

Processing:

  • Please allow 3-5 business days to complete your order

  • Certain add ons require more time to complete (please keep this in mind)

👉 Ready to turn your pet or loved one into chaos? Let’s do it.

Hazmat Bathroom Warning Sign (Acrylic)
$45.00

If a hazmat suit should be issued… this sign was made for your bathroom 😏

This bold, slightly unhinged warning sign is perfect for anyone whose bathroom situation occasionally requires emotional preparation.

🎨 Details:

  • Printed on durable acrylic (8×10) 3mm thick

  • Vibrant, full-color design that actually pops in real life

  • Lightweight but sturdy

  • Ready to display (add hanging hardware if you want it to hang from your window)

😏 Perfect For:

  • Guest bathrooms that deserve a warning

  • Housewarming gifts (the funny kind)

  • That one friend who has zero shame

  • Anyone who appreciates chaotic honesty

💡 Good to Know:

  • Each piece is made to order

  • Slight variations may occur (because real life isn’t perfect either)

  • Designed to make people laugh… or at least question their life choices

👉 Go ahead—make your guests slightly uncomfortable!

“Tear Gas” Funny Acrylic Bathroom Sign | Fart Joke Decor
$45.00

Cute. Emotional. Slightly dangerous.

This “Tear Gas” acrylic sign combines adorable chaos with wordplay humor for a bathroom piece that’s impossible not to notice.

Featuring a playful design and a pun that lands immediately, this sign is perfect for people who appreciate humohir that’s weird, lighthearted, and just unhinged enough to make guests laugh.

Perfect for:

Bathroom wall décor

Funny gifts for friends

Quirky home accents

Cute-but-chaotic humor lovers

Conversation-starting décor

Features:

Sublimated 3mm thickacrylic sign

Glossy, vibrant finish

Lightweight and durable

Great for shelves, counters, or wall display

Designed with LOLZ On Tap wholesome comedy chaos style

Sometimes humor doesn’t need to be complicated.

Sometimes it just needs to bring tears to your eyes.

Club Giggler
$5.00
Every month

Welcome to the starter pack of comedy chaos. As a Club Giggler, you unlock: • ☎️ Access to the Bad Advice Hotline — leave your weirdest problems, hear them featured later. • 🌀 Members-only page with bonus laughs, exclusive jokes, and Rascal Von Squee’s ferret-approved nonsense. • 😂 Surprise joke drops that sneak-attack your day with giggles. Perfect for fans who want in on the fun without breaking the snack budget.


✓ Access to the Bad Advice Hotline (leave your chaos, hear it
✓ Entry to the members-only page (bonus silliness + exclusive
✓ Random joke drops that make you snort-laugh at inappropriate
✓ My Undying love and appreciation
VIP Giggler
$10.00
Every month

You’ve leveled up to Full Chaos Mode. As a VIP Giggler, you get everything in Club plus: • 🎤 Shoutouts in future LOLZ on Tap videos (internet fame, achieved). • 🎬 Blooper reels — see the chaos that didn’t make the cut. • 💸 Exclusive discounts on LOLZ merch. • 👀 First-to-know updates and behind-the-scenes sneak peeks. It’s like sitting front row at the circus, but safer — no flying pies.


✓ All club Giggler perks
✓ Shoutouts in future videos 🎤
✓ Access to blooper reels (chaos you weren’t supposed to see)
✓ Exclusive discounts on LOLZ merch 💸
✓ First-to-know updates + behind-the-scenes sneak peeks

Wholesome Comedy Chaos

Wholesome Comedy Chaos

LOLZ on Tap is your home for wholesome comedy chaos.

I’m Heather 👋 — your ringmaster of absurd skits, parody infomercials, and midnight thought spirals you never saw coming. Clean. Quirky. Weird enough to raise an eyebrow… and dangerous enough to trigger an accidental snort.

When Karens Attack | Observed in the Wild (Comedy Nature Doc)

Welcome to another episode of Observed in the Wild — the comedy nature documentary where we study humanity’s most unpredictable species: the Karen. Watch as the Entitlementus Loudius roams her natural habitat — the retail checkout line — asserting dominance through exaggerated sighs, unsolicited life lessons, and a glare that could vaporize a barista. 🎙️ Narrated by yours truly, this mockumentary takes you deep into the absurd with cinematic wildlife commentary, ridiculous accuracy, and just enough truth to make you nervous in public..

Send Words My Way

Got an idea, a collab pitch, or a ferret-related conspiracy theory? Drop it here. I read these things. (yes, even the weird ones). Just keep it clean-ish — my cats are interning and they sees these.